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I wonder if somebody without a publicist could get onto the Daily Show. They certainly pay attention to blogs, but could a geek like me get enough attention to be asked to be interviewed by John Stewart? And would he be nice to me? And if I got there, would I be able to walk out on the stage with the lights glaring and the audience full of non-geeks, and avoid looking like a deer caught in headlights? Would I look like a complete idiot? Or would I Mr. Stewart put me at ease and make me look much smarter and funnier than I actually am?